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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9931 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2638 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1497 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 302 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)