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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8916 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 877691 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)