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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9850 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)