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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 269 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 457975 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.
so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?