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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 835 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 189 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 504 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
