lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
Love Letters Sent: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY