lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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