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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than blockin traumatic memories? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!
we got pigs flyin, literally. dey got wings n dey soar through da sky, droppin diamonds everywhere. u can ride dem n feel da wind in ur hair as u collect all dem shiny gems.
but wait, dere’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure chests dat respawn every hour. u gotta be quick tho, cuz other players will be tryna snatch dat loot too.
and get dis, we have a mini-game where u can battle giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta dere beaks. it’s chaos but so much fun, u won’t be able to stop playin.
so, if u want an adventure like no other, join our server now and let’s make some memories, good or bad, who cares, it’s all about da fun, amirite?
