New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is so lit, even brain tumors are getting in on the action!

we got navigated transcranial magnetic stimulation up in here, cuz why not? who needs regular old redstone when u can have nTMS? and get this, we can predict motor deficits pre-surgery! it’s like we’re psychic or something.

but wait, there’s more! we found out that cerebral metastases have a bigger impact on motor cortex excitability than gliomas. mind blown, right? literally.

so come join our crazy minecraft server where even brain tumors are getting in on the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have here!

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  • Chop Board Chaos

    Chop Board Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

    MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

    MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

    Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

    So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

    GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

    Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
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