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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8825
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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