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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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