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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6464 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
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