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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9494 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9200 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
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