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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7522 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 171 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Emeralds Found: | 4716 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
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