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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5193 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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