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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9183 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 213 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
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