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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1429 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Votes: | 9836 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!