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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4953 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!