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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4015 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6371 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 7238 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!