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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 720 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
