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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
