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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 183 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
