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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 87 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
