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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6315 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
