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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6918 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5508 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
