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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
