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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
