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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6226 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3703 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
