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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3294 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4055 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
