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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3794 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?
COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!