Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 124
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 5223
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP

    NoLifeGamer Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove to the world that you have no life! We have players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, farms that produce enchanted golden apples on the hour, and even a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake, right?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the dragon and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Want to join in on the fun and ride a dragon too? Then this is the place for you!

    So come on over and show the world just how little of a life you have by joining our crazy, over-the-top Minecraft SMP. Who needs sunlight and fresh air when you can have virtual riches and dragon rides instead?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MinecraftMysteryMadness

    MinecraftMysteryMadness
    Have you ever been playing Minecraft and suddenly a herd of pink sheep descended from the sky and started dancing the Macarena? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our wacky Minecraft server yet!

    Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Will you dare to join them?

    So if you’re ready to experience the most unexplainable and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Rustic Kingdoms: Where Goblins Reign and Spelling Doesn’t Matter

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Goblin King: Krenko
    Server Theme: Goblin chaos and worship of the god of chaos
    Server Rules:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server theme? The server is themed around goblins, chaos, and the worship of the god of chaos.
    What are the server rules?
    • Kill anything that says goblins are weak
    • Revenge fallen friends
    • Follow the wishes of the god of chaos
    • Respect if respected
    How can I join the server? Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/UQ5yQn8j

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Crops Grown: 2259

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PvP Masters Minecraft Server

    PvP Masters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing boring old singleplayer Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP matches? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Join our server and experience the chaos of PvP like never before. We have custom arenas, insane weapons, and even a secret underground lair where you can challenge the server owner to a duel for ultimate bragging rights.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them in battle. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest PvP adventures of your life!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

    Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
    Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PreggoPals Minecraft Server

    PreggoPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

    With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

    And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

    Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RelativesRageCraft

    RelativesRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

    BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306
    so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 54
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

    Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

    Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Crops Grown: 9785

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY