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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8953 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5120 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9945 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!