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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3544 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4617 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!