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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4282 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4862 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 864 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!