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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5300 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!