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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2244 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 210 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9535 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5994 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!