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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 691 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1091 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!