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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1928 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!