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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7380 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!