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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4366 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!