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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6737 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 61 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4393 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 83801 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!