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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3608 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 144 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Emeralds Found: | 5619 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!