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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5858 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1398 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!