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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4251 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!