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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 708 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7300 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!