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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2355 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!