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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7508 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!