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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5312 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 96 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 8718 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!