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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2852 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!