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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7549 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 145 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 3225 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!